It was the day the Aliens came. Their arrival was swift and awe-inspiring, dancing in the skies for hours over lunch and into the afternoon, enthralling all. People were seen running out of the malls to see for themselves first hand, hearts palpitating.
The next day, 27 Dec 2019, hospitals and clinics island-wide reported being overwhelmed with many patients, all complaining of blurred visions coupled with neck injuries. Productivity hit rock bottom.
Oh wait, what? Not an alien invasion? But that Alien eye looking thingy ...
It's just a solar eclipse? Oh. *embarrassed silence*
Looks like we get to live for another 43 years before the next sign of an invasion.
Continue investing. You'll still need money to retire on. The end is not here yet.
Merry X'mas and Happy New Year!
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